CrystalizedSilver's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Road of the Dead]

this game is not compatible with my device, this is a great discretion to me. I am starting to hear calliope, my vision is going red. quagmire turned to a toilet, what have I done to deserve this much disrespect.

[Politics.]

don't light a match at these things bros, that's how I lost my crystallized B A L L S

[How To Walk Through Walls]

literally just use a platter, walk up to a wall before picking up a platter. hold the platter up to the wall and just walk through! It's simple. by the way, the controls are a lil strange. so it was pretty hard to walk and look around, cool game though!

[Stranded on a Raft]

AAAAAAA FROGS I HATE EM.. SO MUCH DEATHSSSSSSS!!!

[Windowz XP 2012 Professional]

man it's been trying to load for a day mann;-; ruffle whyyyyy

Kolumbo responds:

its a pretty big file for flash standards - 130+mb - so it may take a while. if ruffle hangs you can try it with the NG player - i know some people had ruffle blow up on them but got it working with the NG player. once you do manage to load, keep this in mind: flash cs3 and clicking tab will "crash" the game, to avoid reloading you can right click on the game & press Rewind!

[SandBox Creator]

think someone on that one lego thingy might of stole this, it's named sandbox I think.. The one app thingy what sued a guy for uncovering some predator problem, uuuuuhhhhh

[Matreshka sandbox]

BALLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHH

HankVanish responds:

Okay, I'm updating the game right now.

[Diner in the Storm]

Damm fun! Made me hungry for samches, hopefully there will be tips for my smoothh brainnnnnn

[Madness Deathwish]

RUFFLE IS A GREMMMMLINNN AND I CAN'T PLAY ANYTHING ON IT AAAAAAAAA- but the gaem looks cool

[KYLE DRESS UP]

kyle CREATURE maker I will never play your game BUT I JUST WANNA THANK YOU FOR MOVING IT TO MATURE, I still am going to make raccoon blender on trending why the fuck did you need was gay tho ANYWAY thanks again for moving it to mature.