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Recent Movie Reviews

24 Movie Reviews

borborborborbro TO actually break outta the matrix, you do gotta eat those silica jelz. Just crunch em up and pour them in your eyes, you need about two. yadig? just zlurp them up with your eye gel, I would rate it a seven outta ten and much more easier to bust outta the matrix, Mindfulness mango is overrated, silica jelz are the new gæme!

Wonder if politicians have fireproof pants and skin, gonna test that out brb

What crazy person DOESN'T lie to children? It's so strange, ja? It's so strange!! Might be different cultures.

Recent Game Reviews

29 Game Reviews

don't light a match at these things bros, that's how I lost my crystallized B A L L S

IS THIS CONSIDERED SPAMM? HUHHHHH anyway MEH-HEI-CO person, axalotal.. yea yea more like axanotal! simple enough for you to not consider this as spam? HUH HUH HUH?? HUHHH????

wonkypaws responds:

dude are u okay

literally just use a platter, walk up to a wall before picking up a platter. hold the platter up to the wall and just walk through! It's simple. by the way, the controls are a lil strange. so it was pretty hard to walk and look around, cool game though!

Recent Audio Reviews

4 Audio Reviews

trying to make alarms, tanku boi but how I download

how do I download dis? I found mah new alarm!!1!

ooh very nice, distracts me from anything!! Downside, it distract z me from anything

Recent Art Reviews

7 Art Reviews

I imagine the last image is every uttp member when someone responds

LOOACK responds:

What’s a uttp???

DIDJA HAVE FUN? -literally experienced the most strange lulz-

blue hair man got the moves!

I am the Crystal man but I am silver
you like jazz?

Crystallized piss

bench warmer/crackhe

Orystal academy

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