CrystalizedSilver's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Meat Drawer]

Why is the M E A T D R A W E R happy in the second one, this scares me smash. in the way of smashing it with a hammer and eating it. would recommend tastes like bitter pork

[Elbertson Lives Intro]

elbort

JoeBob213 responds:

joimoi elboatsn

[Bustin' outta the Matrix]

borborborborbro TO actually break outta the matrix, you do gotta eat those silica jelz. Just crunch em up and pour them in your eyes, you need about two. yadig? just zlurp them up with your eye gel, I would rate it a seven outta ten and much more easier to bust outta the matrix, Mindfulness mango is overrated, silica jelz are the new gæme!

[LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE (A South Park Animation)]

Wonder if politicians have fireproof pants and skin, gonna test that out brb

[Lying To Children]

What crazy person DOESN'T lie to children? It's so strange, ja? It's so strange!! Might be different cultures.

[The Problem with Modern Simpsons]

Morge give me the child. give me the bort, morge

[JohnnyUtah's Abusive Husband]

oh dam

[You Need To Be Nice To Me Right Now.]

NOW!! BE NIC, NOW!! YOUR LIFE SERVES A PURPOSE IT'S TO BE NICE.. NOW!!

[JIMMY AND BABY]

everyone gangsta till pitbull mode appears

[Sonic Heaven]

I came here to hate, BUTTT once I saw the actual video I realised it wasn't cancer! good joeb!